You can still catch Heidi Jürgens at the Komödie Bielefeld until 4 October: men, it seems, only ever want the one thing — and even there they are no great high-flyers. Or so thinks Carmen, who has had enough of experimenting and places a personal ad: „Seeking an impotent man for life" — in the hope that, without sex, conversation, worthwhile shared pastimes, respect and small tendernesses might finally take centre stage. That this plan is doomed to fail is all but inevitable. And so the charming, clever and attractive David disrupts Carmen's parade of candidates and falls for her on the spot. That he is anything but impotent he wisely keeps to himself at first, so as not to be sent packing there and then…